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We all know that being married is a factor in extending the lifespan of an individual. Here is a Washington Post Classified ad endorsing marriage as an effective medication for life-extension. It is in the form of the package insert you see enclosed in drug packaging.
INDICATIONS AND USAGE: Marriage is the therapy of choice for treatment of the condition of being unmarried. Marriage is approved to manage the dread of growing old alone and missing the opportunity to have dinner every night with a special someone, but without talking. Clinical trials indicate that marriage is recommended if you have found either a true soul mate or someone who has an excellent 401(k).